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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. According to Al Shuman (FEP-1971)

I don't want to burst your bubble, but despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and thus should be avoided:

  • A nose ring and bifocals
  • Spiked hair and bald spots
  • A pierced tongue and dentures
  • Miniskirts and support hose
  • Ankle bracelets and corn pads
  • Speedo's and cellulite
  • A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
  • Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
  • Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
  • Bikinis and liver spots
  • Short shorts and varicose veins
  • In-line skates and a walker
  • Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when shopping.

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Last modified Friday, Apr-21-2006 06:28 AM
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