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Words of wisdom from some keen observers.

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house, “ --oft married singer/crooner, Rod Stewart

“See, the problem is tat God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” –comedian, Robin Williams

“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: DUH!” --comedian **Conan O’Brien.**

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same” --humorist, Oscar Wilde

“Ah, yes, divorce…….., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” --jokester, Robin Williams

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” --comedian, Billy Crystal.

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