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In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language!? Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin.? Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: " Rye.? Roon sirbees...morrin!? Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

G: "Uh.....? Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "... ..What??"

RS: "Ow July den?!?...? pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G: "Oh, the eggs!? How do I like them?? Sorry...? scrambled, please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem?? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay.? An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes.? July Sahn toes?"

G: "I...? don't think so"

RS: "No?? Judo wan sahn toes???"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what judo wan sahn toes means."

RS: "Toes!? Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes?? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "Oh, English muffin!!!? I've got it!? You were saying toast... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?!?"

G: "I mean butter...? just put the butter on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes.? Coffee, please...? and that's everything."

RS: "One Minnie.? Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy..? rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."

G: "You're welcome."

Created by dlucier
Last modified Sunday, Sep-09-2007 11:21 AM
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