Even Field Engineers Get Old
Question: Where can women over the age of 60 find younger, sexy men who are Interested in them?
Answer: Try a bookstore under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A : Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time you walk by a mirror?
A : Take off your glasses. (This really does work.)
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. (Been there...just today as a matter of fact!!)
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A : Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Soooo true! And I love it.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A : On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter Antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember ...
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