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The Top 10 Truths Abouit Life

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Truth is often stranger than fiction. Also, it is usually truer than the absolute. Appologies to David Letterman

Top 10 Truths About Life

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

#2 In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And the #1 Truth: Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!

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Last modified Saturday, Nov-14-2009 02:30 PM
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