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Love Making Tips For Senior Field Engineers

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Face it, you're getting old. Field engineers get old too.
  1. Wear your glasses. To make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
  2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
  3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
  4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
  5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
  6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
  7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
  8. Make all the noise you want..... The neighbors are deaf too.
  9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!
  10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
Created by dlucier
Last modified Saturday, Nov-14-2009 02:30 PM
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