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You know you are a senior field engineer if . . .

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Credit Al Shuman for these gems (made pertinent to OLDER field engineers)

I’m the life of the party, even if it only lasts until 8:00 PM.

I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

I’m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a damn thing you’re saying.

I’m very good at telling stories: over and over and over again.

I’m a kept engineer (man or woman): long-term care, eye care, dental care.

I’m not grouchy: I just don’t like traffic, waiting in crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, politicians, commercials, barking dogs and a few other things I can’t remember.

I’m wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.

I’m wondering: if you’re only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

I’m a walking storeroom of facts; I’ve just lost the keys to the building.

Yes, I’m a Senior Field Engineer and I THINK I am having the time of my life!

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