In case you've been wondering
Here are some questions found on the Internet and published in Write File Quarterly:
• Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you shouldnt’t drink and drive?
• Why isn’t phonetic spelling spelled the way it sounds?
• Why are there interstate highways in the state of Hawaii?
• If you’re traveling the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
• Why is it when you transport something by car it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?
• Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Have you ever noticed?
• The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip.
• It was a bold man who first ate an oyster.
• You’re never as old as you’re going to get.
• The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
• Maybe if we did a better job listening, history wouldn’t have to repeat itself.
• There is only one thing about which I am certain, and that is that there is very little about which one can be certain.
• If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way; if you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.
• The true test of a first-rate mind is the ability to hold two contradictory ideas at the same time. – F. Scott Fitzgerald
Last modified Sunday, Jan-09-2005 01:09 PM