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In case you've been wondering

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For sure, these are things to ponder.

Here are some questions found on the Internet and published in Write File Quarterly:

• Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you shouldnt’t drink and drive?

• Why isn’t phonetic spelling spelled the way it sounds?

• Why are there interstate highways in the state of Hawaii?

• If you’re traveling the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

• Why is it when you transport something by car it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?

• Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Have you ever noticed?

• The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip.

• It was a bold man who first ate an oyster.

• You’re never as old as you’re going to get.

• The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

• Maybe if we did a better job listening, history wouldn’t have to repeat itself.

• There is only one thing about which I am certain, and that is that there is very little about which one can be certain.

• If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way; if you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.

• The true test of a first-rate mind is the ability to hold two contradictory ideas at the same time. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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