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Why do Field Engineers retire?

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Retirement? Why not. You get to answer questions like the ones below.

Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What is the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What is the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he does not miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

QUESTION: What do you do all week? Answer: Monday to Friday. Nothing! On Saturday and Sunday, I rest!

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Last modified Friday, Jan-19-2007 01:39 PM

Email from Al Shuman

Posted by dlucier at Friday, Jan-19-2007 10:38 AM
This email came from a retired field engineer, Alfred Shuman (FEP-1971).

I submit that Alfred does not miss GE at all.

Dave Lucier (FEP-1968)
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